{"product_id":"ornament-99-angel","title":"Ornament - 99% Angel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEl Arroyo “99% Angel” Ornament\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe halo fits perfectly. The stories from last year’s holiday party? Less so. This El Arroyo marquee ornament is for the person who’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003emostly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e on the nice list and knows exactly what happened during the other 1%.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💬 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMessage:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I’M 99% ANGEL BUT OHHHH THAT 1%...”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You Need This Ornament:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔️ Adds a little mischief to the Christmas tree\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔️ Makes a funny gift for your sweetest troublemaker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔️ Gives everyone a reason to ask about \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 1%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHang it proudly. Santa has heard the story anyway. 😇🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"El Arroyo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":66730673504371,"sku":"ORN99ANGL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1304\/1025\/files\/Ornament99_Angel_a8edd609-7b1d-4f32-80ba-560492d23abb.webp?v=1790635479","url":"https:\/\/www.lonestarroots.com\/products\/ornament-99-angel","provider":"Lone Star Roots","version":"1.0","type":"link"}