Add a dose of humor to your everyday essentials with El Arroyo's Toilet Paper from Austin, TX. This isn't your regular roll - it's a conversation starter and a comedic statement, designed to bring a smile to your face at the most unexpected of times.
Our unique toilet paper roll is made of a comfortable 3-ply paper that ensures a soft and luxurious experience. Printed with safe-to-use inks, it features some of El Arroyo's funniest and
dirtiest signs for a hilarious spin on an everyday staple. From "I WAS STARTLED BY A LOUD FART... I WAS FARTLED" to "WHOEVER DECIDED FARTS ARE EMBARRASSING REALLY RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF US", each roll is bound to tickle your funny bone and make your bathroom experience a little more entertaining.
In spite of its cheeky nature, this toilet paper is thoughtfully crafted to be septic tank-safe. Each roll is individually shrink-wrapped to ensure hygiene and quality upon delivery. It makes an ideal gag gift, a fun surprise for guest bathrooms, or a cheeky addition to your own private space.
Orders ship within 1-2 business days, so you won't have to wait long to enjoy the laughs that this product brings.
Featured signs on each roll:
- "I WAS STARTLED BY A LOUD FART... I WAS FARTLED"
- "DON'T BE A TURD TODAY"
- "SMILE LIKE YOU FARTED"
- "POOP JOKES AREN'T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY'RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO"
- "WHOEVER DECIDED FARTS ARE EMBARRASSING REALLY RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF US"
- "YOUR BODY IS JUST A POOP GUN AND EATING IS RELOADING"
- "IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU CAN'T TRUST A FART"
- "THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO WHAT U CAN ACCOMPLISH WHEN UR SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE"
Make every trip to the bathroom a laugh-filled experience with El Arroyo's Toilet Paper. Embrace the fun side of life, one roll at a time.